A first hand account of a true story

[cakebaker9000]

This is a true story based off of real events on the Froobworld Server. The actions taken are in no way the correct actions to take. Viewer discretion is advised.

So, out where I live in the corner no hostile mobs spawn so life is pretty easy. Then one night the rain was falling and a skeleton horse was there. Then blamo! Four of them skeleton horse archers.  So just wearing my Red Octobers (My fancy red boots if anyone was wondering)  I was like better get some armor and weapons to kill them. So i grab so armor and head back out, this is when the worst possible thing can happen. Another lightning bolt strikes them.  There were now 16 skeleton horse archers.  I then cut my loses and decided I didn't really want to play crops. 

-cakebaker9000
aka Owen